Card number #11, though, is a bit of a joke card, but it worked...okay, I guess...here's Duck Sauce.
Duck Sauce's Card Stats wrote:Symbol: None
Height: The size of a soy sauce bottle.
Home: Grocery Store
Type One: Mutant
"A sturdy bottle of orange sauce, also known as duck sauce. This one is sapient and loves sports, but isn't all that bright...all he call say is the sauce's slogan of "Quackblah!"."
Oh boy, what a story this one has! I knew a student my age who had some physical problems named Tyler Drake in school. He loved sports and was overall a pretty neat guy, but man, did he ever complain about stuff! With one of my friends taking charge, we eventually started calling him "Duck Sauce", presumably because drakes are a duck term. Not sure where the sauce part came from, but he hated it regardless, though he did eventually stop complaining when he realized the name he'd be referred to as thereafter...
That's all the cards I have for now! I'll be posting more soon!